The Endless Two Line Cypher

[CntrlAltDel]

This is the official reboot of the Endless Two Line Cypher

So the original Endless Cypher was a great success, many people participated and showed great interest in broadcasting their creative ability to everyone who read the thread.

Since the Syndicate Gamer site got revamped I think it's best that we revamp the Endless Cypher but this time let's work more to the point of the cypher which is to spit ill rhymes for the amazement of the people reading it.
That means, no:
- "Borrowing" rhymes from other people *on remote websites*
- Crying about offensive lines, everything is permitted here
- Complaining about lines that don't make sense
- Taking things personally

For those of you reading this who cant yet fully grasp what the Endless Two Line Cypher is about, It's simply putting your freshest ideas into two points or two lines and then mustering up the gonads to submit it here. Know that anyone here can diss you or the points you make or they could simply build on it and create a story.
The sky's the limit. Go WiLD.

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[CntrlAltDel]

I'm back in the lyrical den, sitting next to my second personality satirical friend
When I pick up this pen I become murderous again, you can try to run but you'll need a miracle to save you *cough* sorry I meant ten

 

[Hary]

Haha nice to see you bought this back,
But tata I can't rap until I smoke some crack.

 

[LeiTRoSaS]

So u restarted it and u want it full

Then stop acting like a total fool

 

[CntrlAltDel]

They say I'm a misogynist but I'm just a prick willing to stick a bitch with an icepick; Or crush the bitch with a vice grip,
After commenting on her nice tits, confuse her by showing her my biceps then wind up kicking her with a high Thai kick

 

[CntrlAltDel]

This incredible compound syllables are making sure that I stay one step ahead of my competition just like I did before
You can choose to ignore me and come up short in your rhyme coz my comeback is gonna be so hard you gonna being waking up sore

 

[Hary]

That's a nice trick, with the thai kick, I'm pshycic without shy sick and a tight prick.

 

[CntrlAltDel]

I'm the hoarder of rhymes I water my rhymes they start growing vines; Six seconds of mass destruction, get it?
For every six seconds I spit it I add another minute to the world as we know it so it's up to me when I wanna end it

 

[Hary]

I'm the hoarder of rhymes I water my rhymes they start growing vines; Six seconds of mass destruction, get it?
For every six seconds I spit it I add another minute to the world as we know it so it's up to me when I wanna end it

Talking about rhymes,many times I've told you I'm the the king of those lines, taste a lime and better luck next time.

 

[CntrlAltDel]

Talking about rhymes,many times I've told you I'm the the king of those lines, taste a lime and better luck next time.

The face you make sucking on a lime, That's the same face I made reading your rhyme
You're digging for gold with your lines? Well then it's about time you get kicked out the mine

 

[CntrlAltDel]

Speaking in tongues? Man I'd rather speak backwards, yep it's fun; Love superheroes, I'm a reverse hero, a man-super
Physical top shape like Superman but with the brain of Sheldon Cooper; Ready to behead every bitch like Medusa

 

[WatchMiltan]

I bet you are commited to rap, but there are things that you don't get:
There only is one king in this house, so enough trying and shut your mouth!

 

[CntrlAltDel]

That's a nice trick, with the thai kick, I'm pshycic without shy sick and a tight prick.

Spoiler: Inflammatory Remarks

Speaking of prick, I stick my thick little tiny d*ck between two tits, yep I know I'm a nuisance
With this rude sense of humour, The quicker you get pass it the sooner, You'll get that I'm a genius and you're a loser

 

[KilluMinati]

Spoiler: Inflammatory Remarks

Speaking of prick, I stick my thick little tiny d*ck between two tits, yep I know I'm a nuisance
With this rude sense of humour, The quicker you get pass it the sooner, You'll get that I'm a genius and you're a loser

Lel, you are raper in real life?

 

[CntrlAltDel]

Lel, you are raper in real life?

I rape noobs in-game but outside I just quickscope em

 

[CntrlAltDel]

You can duck a sick without quick thinking you wont get it Embedded in my head is a sickness that meds cant regress;
Yes, Sick-Sick-Sick mark of the ill-beast I even got Lucifer on his knees while ruling over the Middle-East

 

[CntrlAltDel]

I bet you are commited to rap, but there are things that you don't get:
There only is one king in this house, so enough trying and shut your mouth!

Woah, take a breather; King of this rap game? Nope, you're just a Bieber fan girl, a Belieber
And since you're a girl you should just weave ya' a John Cena sweater so I don't have to see ya'

 

[WatchMiltan]

Woah, take a breather; King of this rap game? Nope, you're just a Bieber fan girl, a Belieber
And since you're a girl you should just weave ya' a John Cena sweater so I don't have to see ya'

Even Bieber could spit better ryhmes than you, i thought you knew that he is gay too!
And please don't tell me you like P!NK, it doesn't really matter what you think

 

[CntrlAltDel]

Man I'm getting my stride back, for these last couple of years I've been sidetracked
I think it's about time that I take my mind back; I got a sign that, pointed out, that the referee of this world has started counting me out

 

[CntrlAltDel]

I'm back, yep! I'm just as spectacular as before, People open their doors before I knock so I knock on the floor
Spit a rhyme at me and I'll just pick up a spatula and throw the rhyme right back at ya', Yep no person can match my cynical vernacular